Merry Christmas!

10 Responses to “Merry Christmas!”

1. Anonymous says:
   December 24, 2007 at 9:48 pm

   Happy Festivus (for the rest of us), you know the holiday for those of us who do not need a crutch like the Christian religion to get us through life. What we accomplish we accomplish on our own through OUR hard work and not the guidance of some all knowing mystical being. If I had to worship anything, it would be the Flying Spaghetti Monster, at least he’s got style.

2. Anonymous says:
   December 24, 2007 at 10:34 pm

   It’s the INVISIBLE flying spaghetti monster,
   you flaming homo-secular progressive!

3. Andy says:
   December 25, 2007 at 1:57 pm

   Indeed, for God is also… INVISIBLE… but so is the wind, we can only SEE the wind’s effect, just as we can SEE God’s effect on individual people, if only we open our hearts !!!

   I must also correct the ignorance of the first response, as Jesus is among the most ANTI-Religious philosophers the world has ever known. Jesus was all about FAITH, and his struggle was against the Temple of Solomon (religious authority).

   For hundreds of years, true Christians were people who worshiped the WISDOM OF JESUS’ TEACHING, they did not worship Jesus as God. It was a collapsing Roman Empire and a cunning and shrewd Emperor… Constantine, who co-oped the FAITH of Christianity and perverted it into the Roman Catholic Church (religion).

   To truly understand Christianity and the wisdom of Jesus of Nazareth, one must read the other Gospels, not just Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.

   The Gospel of Simon, The Gospel of Thomas and The Gospel of Mary Magdalene all start off with Jesus’ most Anti-Religious message of all:

   “The Kingdom of God resides in the hearts of men, not in any buildings of stone and wood. Lift up a rock and I am there, split a piece of wood and you will find me.”

   The Romans systematically destroyed these other Gospels, but failed to find them all… so when the Dead Sea Scrolls were found at Nag Hamadi in 1945, the world was blessed with the return of our Lord’s true message!

   Faith is a gift from God, but Religion is a curse devised by evil men.

   If you think about this long enough and hard enough, you will come to love the beauty of His wisdom. Faith threatens no one, but religion is entirely a different matter. If you haven’t been clued in yet, let me reference Jesus one last time:

   “Render unto Cesar, that which is Cesar’s, but rendered unto God, that which is God’s.”

   Religion will always degenerate into rendering unto Cesar, that which is God’s and as such is a blasphemy before the Lord.

   Merry Christmas

4. Anonymous says:
   December 25, 2007 at 10:18 pm

   “I must also correct the ignorance of the first response, as Jesus is among the most ANTI-Religious philosophers the world has ever known. Jesus was all about FAITH, and his struggle was against the Temple of Solomon (religious authority).”

   Christianity is a religion. Do you deny this? I never stated anything even close to what you are trying to argue about. You are quite confused. I would be you did not know that Christmas actually originated as a Pagan holiday? So Merry Christmas!

5. Anonymous says:
   December 26, 2007 at 12:15 pm

   “It’s the INVISIBLE flying spaghetti monster,
   you flaming homo-secular progressive!”

   He is only INVISIBLE to those who do not believe. I have been touched by his noodley appendage, have you?

6. Andy says:
   December 26, 2007 at 12:38 pm

   Hey mentally challenged individual… whatever your name is;

   I never said Christianity (as YOU interpret it) ISN’T a religion!

   Jesus of Nazareth was a Jew… a Rabbi in fact, and NEVER INTENDED TO CREATE A NEW RELIGION… NEVER. His other 24 Gospels that the Romans declared heresy clearly make this case.

   There is where your little pea brain is failing you.

   Jesus fought to REFORM the current system of his day, not to replace it with something new.

   Jesus also did something that angered the Temple elders to no end; He started teaching non-Jews about the Word of God. That is why there were Jewish Christians and Gentile Christians in the first and second centuries. Because it wasn’t CONVERTED into a religion yet, that bastardization of Jesus’ teaching was performed by the Romans in 312 A.D.

   Indeed, Christmas was created by false Christians, the Romans, and Constantine was clever enough to keep the same days holy as before, for it helps to eventually destroy the old beliefs.

7. Anonymous says:
   December 26, 2007 at 1:50 pm

   So, in the end, no one should be saying Merry Christmas. Thanks for clearing that up, Andy.

8. Anonymous says:
   December 26, 2007 at 4:50 pm

   No, I believe those who wish to celebrate their oppression should be left free to do so.

9. GOD says:
   January 2, 2008 at 8:16 pm

   THIS BLOG HAS BECOME SO DAMN BORING!!!!!! MATT WE WANT YOU BACK IN LAURELDALE SO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT! US FOLKS AT THE TOWNSHIP BUILDING HAVE NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT ANYMORE SINCE YOU AND YOUR RUG RATS PACKED UP~ HEARD THEY WILL BE KNOCKING OLD MS HECKMANS HOUSE DOWN TO THE GROUND SOON~

10. Matt Heckman says:
    January 3, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    Considering GOD’s IP connects to The Muhlenberg Township Building proves rather interesting. I dare you to try to force my mother out of her home, because she won’t hesitate to blow the brains out of anybody that tries You see she lives by my late Grandfather’s old saying, and I quote just in case you try to spin my words out of context, “I’ll kill the son of a bitch that ever tries to take my home away from me” The only reason she has her home up for sale is because certain Muhlenberg Police Officers (i.e. Chief Eric) and Doug Didyoung used Nazi style methods that caused so much damage to her property it broke her to the point where she can’t afford it anymore, or the legal resources to fight you assclowns.

    Can’t say I didn’t warn you. I may have to do some research myself to find out why you are so hell bent on getting my mother’s property. Why do you want it so bad?

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