I know Lori Martin will enjoy this considering her recent disgust with Al “Sperm” Walentis at The Reading Eagle.  I have been checking on The Sperm’s blog all day and I swear he is proving to be a closet homosexual over his obsession with Idaho Senator Larry Craig and his bathroom incident.

I’m sure the  bathrooms at The Reading Eagle are not safe from this potential pervert.

As for Larry Craig, I can only say that he could still be useful, especially for Mayor Marvel-Less Tom McMahon, and Al Boscov.  After all they believe in fairness.  So what would be more fair then to get their buddy Ed Rendell to pull some strings and hire Larry Craig to work as a state trooper for The Pennsylvania State Police, and patrol The Goggle Works, and have some homosexual fondling joy with potential homosexuals like Sperm Walentis.  If The Goggle Works is good enough for Pennsylvania State Troopers to fondle on a hetrosexual level then why not some good old fashioned homosexual ball juggling? LOL !