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It’s Pile On Al “Sperm” Walentis Week!
I know Lori Martin will enjoy this considering her recent disgust with Al “Sperm” Walentis at The Reading Eagle. I have been checking on The Sperm’s blog all day and I swear he is proving to be a closet homosexual over his obsession with Idaho Senator Larry Craig and his bathroom incident.
I’m sure the bathrooms at The Reading Eagle are not safe from this potential pervert.
As for Larry Craig, I can only say that he could still be useful, especially for Mayor Marvel-Less Tom McMahon, and Al Boscov. After all they believe in fairness. So what would be more fair then to get their buddy Ed Rendell to pull some strings and hire Larry Craig to work as a state trooper for The Pennsylvania State Police, and patrol The Goggle Works, and have some homosexual fondling joy with potential homosexuals like Sperm Walentis. If The Goggle Works is good enough for Pennsylvania State Troopers to fondle on a hetrosexual level then why not some good old fashioned homosexual ball juggling? LOL ! 
August 28, 2007 at 10:50 pm
This has to be one of the funniest articles you have produced in awhile Matt. I wonder if Dana Hoffman would give me some bathroom fun?
I would love to pop those water balloons. Just give the word Dana, and I’ll make the 7 hour drive back to Reading
I also saw on her latest blog entry that she held a sleepover for her oldest daughter. I took the liberty of calling children services to report the exposure of children to bats, but hell that bitch more in likely sucks more blood.
August 28, 2007 at 11:03 pm
If you look at the comments on his blog relating to Senator Craig’s anonymous sex scandal, you notice not too many people are commenting. Everybody with half a brain knows not to take Walentis seriously. If The Reading Eagle really wants to have civil debate on their blogs, they would get rid of Walentis. That’s why they removed him as “online editor” because they did not want him being the face of the paper.
August 29, 2007 at 12:38 am
“That’s why they removed him as “online editor” because they did not want him being the face of the paper.”
I can tell you firsthand you’re correct.
If it were not for Al Boscov, The Eagle would have tanked years ago. One thing for sure is Al Walentis is not hiding his Liberal bias anymore, and he is beginning to look more and more like a kook with each post. If you ever saw Al’s raw comments on his blog that he later rejects you would be convinced that the view of Al Walentis is not the majority opinion of Berks County.
I believe Matt said this one some time back that if it were not for The Eagle we would have better people in office other then O’Pake, Caltagirone, Santoni, and all the rest. These three were coddled by The Eagle for so many years, and it’s only after the pay raise that they began to backpedal to the middle.
August 29, 2007 at 11:26 am
Let’s not forget Barny Frank where his boyfriend was solicating sex with little kids in Barny’s basement.
August 29, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Lets not forget when you and Stefan were having an incredible talk about Operation Wetback on Al’s blog and he removed it because it did not fit his agenda. After tons of Matt Heckman readers, and people from Stefan’s camp demanded it be put back up, it reappeared all of a sudden.
I also agree with Mofo regarding the Dana Hoffman bat issue. This “Lady” admits that they have had this problem going on for years, and with children in the house as well. I for one am concerned about their safty and have called children and youth services myself. Before Dana starts trashing the Gosselin family maybe she should look in the mirror because the last I checked John & Kate are not exposing their children to a health risk.
August 29, 2007 at 7:54 pm
Well thanks for thinking of me!
“Disgust” is an understatement. Through the popularity of blogging The Reading Eagle and Al Walentis have a valuable tool for inspiring community participation, constructive discussion, and creative brainstorming for solutions to the problems of this city, county and state that we all share.
Instead, they have allowed this tool to be pissed away by childish, ignorant behavior, much of which comes from Al himself. It’s like the Muppets meets Jerry Springer. Al is holding all the strings and uses ridiculous comments to stir up his guests of the day. Then he just sits back and laughs all day at the vicious insults that some are subjected to.
Why do they even hold comments for review? Posts that are nowhere near on topic, just insult based, are posted. It is for entertainment purposes only, yet Al tries to slip in the appearance of seriousness. I wonder how many of those “anonymous” posts are actually his?
August 29, 2007 at 9:20 pm
I see where you are coming from Lori. The thing with blogs is that more comments are rejected then accepted. I have my share of rejecting comments. Now I do allow some of the out of line material to come through for the purpose of proving a point about that character of the person or party in question like I have recently with The Reading Eagle hacks making jokes about Keith Stamm’s accident.
Now I will give you some advise about Al Walentis. He is a left wing hack and a coward. I won’t post there anymore because he will take your IP address, and trace it, and give it (and in some cases according to political rumors sell it) to political hacks in the Democrat Party where they will call your employer demanding they fire you, they will call your house making petty threats, among many other things.
A bit of warning for you Lori, if you become too much of a thorn in the side of Sperm Walentis, then trust me he will put your IP address under a microscope hoping to get enough information to politically destroy you.
August 30, 2007 at 12:17 am
Al Walentis = Al Jazera
August 30, 2007 at 6:20 pm
“Al Walentis = Al Jazera”
Just ask Kori Walter sometime why he left.
August 31, 2007 at 10:40 am
“Just ask Kori Walter sometime why he left.”
Kori left, because he got sick and tired of people like Al Walentis giving him an image that was not him.
October 4, 2007 at 7:14 pm
Kori Walter is a no talent sycophant…you know the type. Fux snooze, anal-cyst rush limpdick, loofah o’really.