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January 16, 2007 by Matt Heckman.
I could not help but laugh when I read that Dana Hoffman from The Reading Eagle had her purse stolen right before Christmas. She is on her blog all upset and crying, but I for one don’t feel sorry for her at all.
The person who stole Dana Hoffman’s purse is my hero. This person was only a victim of our way of life. We need to understand him or her better and oh heck we need to give this person a hug. This person deserves every item from Dana’s purse, because it’s only fair, or is it? Considering the possible herpes, crabs, hepatitis, or other disease that comes from that fire crotch, maybe Mark Baldwin should bring charges against Dana Hoffman for purposely contaminating the thief.
Since her purse is more in likely all but dead in some trash can, maybe we can use its spirit to propose a county wide property tax increase to ensure the safety of all purses.
Do you people see where I’m getting with my unique sense of humor? This is the same kind of bull crap we get from The Reading Eagle, and Mayor Marvel-Less Tom McMahon over and over again on how to fight crime, but God forbid when it happens to them they want those criminals and thieves burned at the steak. The established elite in this county just continue to prove to us what kind of hypocrites they really are.
What goes around comes around.
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