Off The Cuff Friday 9-15-2006

September 15, 2006 by Matt Heckman.

I don’t know about you guys, but this week came by pretty fast. How many of you are getting depressed that it is getting dark after 7:00 already?

Now for our younger readers under the age of 16. I got a good joke for you guys. First off I’d like to thank you for the invite to the AIM Chat room the other day. I enjoyed answering all your questions about our lovely county, and I look forward to another event like that somewhere down the line with some of the other bloggers with the Berks Blog Network. Now for the joke. If you are under 16, and you really want to drive this weekend, but don’t have a license, and live in Muhlenberg Township fear not, because I have just the answer for you guys. Just follow these steps to create a drivers license.

1. Get an 8.5 by 11 sheet of paper.

2. Lay the paper in the landscape position.

3. Take a small picture of yourself, and use gluestick to paste it on, and make sure it is centered with the paper.

4. Pick from any color crayon, and write the following centered above the picture. “I AM 16″

Now you are ready to drive in Muhlenberg Township. Now if a Muhlenberg Police Officer pulls you over fear not. Just hand him the home made license, and you should be ok. If that fails, just slip them $10.00 so they have spending money next time they play rent a cop at Temple Wal-Mart. If last but not least that fails just tell them you got the license from the mother ship (the mother ship that threw a rock at Matt Heckman’s 1 year old son), and you will be A OK

Have a wonderful weekend.

Posted in Off The Cuff Friday | Print | No Comments »