Ok folks we all know that those educational circus animals known as the teachers of the Wilson School District are back to work and still without a contract. Now let’s clear the record involving these Paris Hilton type educational zoo animals. Since they are so poor right now having to pay something we call in the private sector co-pays for their healthcare, and having to pay for gasoline, I think we at this site need to show some compassion for these greedy educational insurgents.

I got the perfect solution to make these people happy folks, and that is they just need a little love in their lives just like any other house pet. We need to match them up with somebody that shares the same views as they do. Now I suggest we setup a dating service for the teachers of Wilson School District, and their Union. Now you are wondering where on earth are we going to find people equally as greedy? The answer is we can find them in the PA House, and the PA Senate.

For you female teachers at Wilson we can match you up with great greedy, handsome hunks like David Brightbill, Mike O’Pake, Robert Jubelirer, Dante Santoni, Dennis Leh, Tom Caltagirone, Sam Rohrer (he can set you up with a 5.7% sales tax on birth control, and condoms), and many more.

Now you male teachers at Wilson need not fear, because we have some really greedy sexy beauties lined up for you. Ladies like Shelia Miller, Linda Bebko-Jones, Tina Pickett, Sandra Major, Susan Cornell, or if you are really lonely Katherine Baker Knoll.

Now hurry up while supplies last, these sexy hunks of flesh won’t last, because this offer expires November 2006.

Disclaimer: This post is intended for comical purposes only. The term educational insurgent does not mean that the teachers are terrorists that want to cut your head off. The term Paris Hilton does not mean the teachers of Wilson School District have sex tapes out on the internet, or have their cell phone address books posted on the internet for anybody to call. The term house pet does not mean students at Wilson School District should tell their teachers to roll over, fetch, rub their bellies, sit, speak, pick up their feces with a pooper scooper, or take them to the vet to have them spayed, or neutered. The term educational circus animals does not mean the teachers of Wilson School District are real circus/zoo animals and nobody should be encouraged to feed them peanuts, pet them, scratch them behind the ears, or make them do circus tricks that could endanger their lives such as making them jump through a ring of fire, tame them with a whip, jump over them with a car, or any other acts performed at a circus. Berks PA With A Right Hook is not responsible for the actions of people that ignore this disclaimer, or are just plain stupid.