Ok folks we all know that those educational circus animals known as the teachers of the Wilson School District are back to work and still without a contract. Now let’s clear the record involving these Paris Hilton type educational zoo animals. Since they are so poor right now having to pay something we call in the private sector co-pays for their healthcare, and having to pay for gasoline, I think we at this site need to show some compassion for these greedy educational insurgents.
I got the perfect solution to make these people happy folks, and that is they just need a little love in their lives just like any other house pet. We need to match them up with somebody that shares the same views as they do. Now I suggest we setup a dating service for the teachers of Wilson School District, and their Union. Now you are wondering where on earth are we going to find people equally as greedy? The answer is we can find them in the PA House, and the PA Senate.
For you female teachers at Wilson we can match you up with great greedy, handsome hunks like David Brightbill, Mike O’Pake, Robert Jubelirer, Dante Santoni, Dennis Leh, Tom Caltagirone, Sam Rohrer (he can set you up with a 5.7% sales tax on birth control, and condoms), and many more.
Now you male teachers at Wilson need not fear, because we have some really greedy sexy beauties lined up for you. Ladies like Shelia Miller, Linda Bebko-Jones, Tina Pickett, Sandra Major, Susan Cornell, or if you are really lonely Katherine Baker Knoll.
Now hurry up while supplies last, these sexy hunks of flesh won’t last, because this offer expires November 2006.
Disclaimer: This post is intended for comical purposes only. The term educational insurgent does not mean that the teachers are terrorists that want to cut your head off. The term Paris Hilton does not mean the teachers of Wilson School District have sex tapes out on the internet, or have their cell phone address books posted on the internet for anybody to call. The term house pet does not mean students at Wilson School District should tell their teachers to roll over, fetch, rub their bellies, sit, speak, pick up their feces with a pooper scooper, or take them to the vet to have them spayed, or neutered. The term educational circus animals does not mean the teachers of Wilson School District are real circus/zoo animals and nobody should be encouraged to feed them peanuts, pet them, scratch them behind the ears, or make them do circus tricks that could endanger their lives such as making them jump through a ring of fire, tame them with a whip, jump over them with a car, or any other acts performed at a circus. Berks PA With A Right Hook is not responsible for the actions of people that ignore this disclaimer, or are just plain stupid.
April 30, 2006 at 11:39 am
Ooo.. the disclaimer doesn’t mention anything about mental trauma experienced upon thinking of the Wilson teachers dating PA politicians! I’m gonna sue you!
May 1, 2006 at 9:27 am
Oh Dog Shit,
I hope I did not get you into trouble Matt, but my son went to school today with a syringe wanting to give his bitch of a teacher a rabies shot. You forgot to mention that in the disclimer.
I really hope our Berks County Liberal friends know that this is a joke.
If anything that bitch Jessica a.k.a. Black Belt Momma on the Eagle Blogs has to be one of the most air headed bitches out there, and to think she teaches our children is rather scary. If anything she needs a rabies shot, and if that don’t work then…. well remember old yeller lol.
Disclaimer: The following statement is a joke. Any fucking retard that does not get that should get a fucking life. My post should not be considered encourgagment for people to do the things I mentioned above. Though one thing is true. Jessica should not be allowed to reproduce, but that is only my view.
May 1, 2006 at 10:14 am
Mofo,
If you don’t watch what you say, then I will have to tell you to go sit in the corner. Bad Bad boy
If you seen Jessica’s picture on the Eagle Blog she is pretty cute, but I’m a married man. To think that somebody that looks that pretty would be such a PMS type public leach is pretty sad.
It was such a beautiful weekend and yet first thing monday this lady gets all greedy. I guess these teachers are so poor that they can even aford gas for their lawn mower.
May 1, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Hi Matt! Just so you know that Betty, Glenn, and I will be making frequent posts to the “whatmattwontpost” blog. We even have your old personnel file scanned and ready to go!
May 1, 2006 at 4:20 pm
You sure you have the right Jessica? The one you’ve been going back and forth with on the Eagle blog is a CURRENT public school teacher. “Black Belt Mama” Jessica says on her “About Me” link that she’s a stay-at-home mom and works as a logistics recruiter from home but WAS a school teacher.
May 1, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Tim Kline,
I invite you do go ahead and do that, because if you do, Betty knows full well that any information from my file that is posted is a direct violation of the privacy clause I signed upon being hired at RAM Industries, and I will execute my right to file legal action upon such information being released.
May 1, 2006 at 5:11 pm
So, this is where all the men with small penises come to make themselves seem important. I am not sure who or what a Black Belt Mama is, but I am sure you have me confused with someone else, since my picture is not part of any blog. And, Matt, married or not, I don’t sleep with pretentious assholes. Grand Mofo Wizard, if you ever come out of your mother’s basement, we can discuss whether I am an airhead or not. Also, referring to women as bitches will never get you laid despite what your talking Yoda doll has told you. Steveo is correct I am not a stay at home mom; I am a current teacher.
May 1, 2006 at 6:53 pm
I invite you do go ahead and do that, because if you do, Betty knows full well that any information from my file that is posted is a direct violation of the privacy clause I signed upon being hired at RAM Industries, and I will execute my right to file legal action upon such information being released.
Hey dumb ass, only people who signed the agreement are bound by it. If these other people did not, they can legally talk about it all day. Even if they did, then can talk about it through the anonymity of cyber-space.
lol
Just to make sure this gets posted, I will go ahead and post it right away on the new blog too!
May 1, 2006 at 10:00 pm
“Hey dumb ass, only people who signed the agreement are bound by it. If these other people did not, they can legally talk about it all day. Even if they did, then can talk about it through the anonymity of cyber-space.”
I dare you to post it, because it will be answered with quick action against Betty. As the director of human resources she is required to keep those files private, and not to be seen by anybody.
May 2, 2006 at 3:02 pm
“So, this is where all the men with small penises come to make themselves seem important”
Hey, Darling,you back from entertaining our Latin friends on the banks of the Rio Grande.
You have done more to stop illegal immigration than 1,000 new border patrol agents!
“I don’t sleep with pretentious assholes…women as bitches will never get you laid”
Still trolling….
I bet the school board would be thrilled with your lessons on the blog.
Too bad you don’t spend that much effort in the classroom.
May 2, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Boy, Matt, you sure are nervous about the possibility of your RAM file becoming public. What could possibly be that terrible? As you are Berks County’s premier conservative commentator, I call upon you to come clean about this scandal or step down as editor of this blog.
May 2, 2006 at 5:25 pm
“As you are Berks County’s premier conservative commentator, I call upon you to come clean about this scandal or step down as editor of this blog.”
Hey, Jimbo is that you ole buddy.
Speaking of stepping down, did they let you hold on to your job…uhmmm…grass cutter or was it grass clipper..Oh I know it was grass roots organizer, in spite of your tawdry past.
If you can’t trust your grass roots organizer, who can you trust!?
May 2, 2006 at 7:41 pm
Not you, that’s for sure Styrker. As usual, Matt, you automatically assume anyone that calls you out on your criminal past to be “Jimbo.” Sorry to say, there are more individuals than Jimbo that are more than ready to listen to and more than likely talk about the metaphorical skeletons that are in your closet.
May 7, 2006 at 4:10 pm
Wrong Jessica, but glad to hear you think I’m cute. You know there are a lot of other “Jessica’s” out there. You should really make sure you’re calling the right one an airhead/bitch, etc. I, Jessica aka Black Belt Mama, am neither of those things and I most certainly don’t need a rabies shot.