It is time for the Liberals to be honest

October 5, 2005 by Matt Heckman.

I have been talking about this recently on the Reading Eagle Blog. The Liberals on the Blog continue to get upset over being called Liberals. What I find funny is that we never hear about the label game when they call conservatives Reich Babies, racists, bigots, and so on. Be honest Liberals you are upset over the fact that you are no longer in power, and the American People don’t buy your bull anymore. I mentioned on a recent Reading Eagle Post that if they ever want a chance to win elections again then they need to be honest no matter how insane, or destructive their views are. Allow me to give some free campaign talking points for them to use to help their agenda. Now you Liberals should take this openly because it’s free, and you are a just a bunch of freeloaders that don’t want to work for a better life, and want hard working people like me to pay for your lazy ass. Now that being said here is your free Liberal talking points of honesty.

Our gasoline prices are still cheep, and we need to take measures to make sure they continue to go up. We need more environmental regulation, gasoline taxes, no more refineries, no more production, and any other means necessary to make gasoline over 10.00 a gallon. Once that goal is achieved we can begin to force the American people into hybrid bubble cars they don’t want in the first place, and we can recycle every SUV to contribute to the construction of these hybrids as revenge of all the years of SUV oppression, and mass killing that they have caused.

Our taxes everywhere are too low as well. We need to increase them, and have equal wealth. We got a lot of needy people out there, and even though some of them are not even citizens, or can speak an ounce of English we still owe it to them because they will vote for us. We need to make sure that the poor drug addicts have clean needles. They deserve to get high in a sterile environment. We also need to keep our property taxes high, because that way those minorities will stay in the city where they belong. This is one of the examples we need to follow from the residents of Wyomissing Hills, and Riverview park. As Charlie Stephan said at a recent community gathering at Riverview Park “Our property taxes give us security from Blacks, and Hispanics attempting to lower our property values” With the right planing between Blacks, and Hispanics we the Liberal Establishment will ensure generations of slaves to come to secure our power.

We need hope for more American soldiers in Iraq to die so we can stick it to Bush. As a matter of fact we should hope for more beheadings of Americans and we will be guaranteed to win the House, and Senate in 2006. After we win in 2006 we can use the left overs from the war as slaves too.

We need to cripple our military because they are a waste of our money. We need to put them back on the meals on wheels track like President Clinton did. After all they are a bunch of baby killers, and we need to follow the example of Jane Fonda in the 70’s. She had the right idea.

Now it is time for you Liberals to come out and be honest. I only mentioned a few points of what you believe. Don’t try to say you don’t think this way because everybody with a quarter of a brain knows you people have thought this way for years. As a matter of fact during the last election you mentioned about leaving the Union. I encourage you to try. It would be interesting on how a 100% Liberal Pinko nation would develop over the next couple of decades. So bring on the comments. I look forward to your responses I need some good comic relief.

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